These are the things we're supposed to do to remove the cholesterol
around our brain and try to slow up Alzheimer's Disease.. It took me
2 times before I could finally tell this brain of mine to concentrate. A
great test, do it until you get 100%!
Bet you can't get 100% on
the first try! But I'm rootin' for ya...
This is pretty neat! See
how you do with the colors! Have fun!
It takes an average of 5 tries to get
to 100%. Follow the directions!
It's harder than it seems, as it should
be! A brain waker-upper for today!
http://www.humorsphere.com/fun/8787/colortest.swf
Thursday, April 8, 2010
2010 Edition
We will be going into the new 2010 edition of getting to know your family
and friends. Here is what you are supposed to do, and try not to be lame and
spoil the fun. Change all the answers so that they apply to you. Then send
this to a bunch of people you know, INCLUDING the person who sent it to you.
First hit forward, then you can change the answers.
1.
What is your occupation right now?
Mom, home care aid, lobbyist/founder for YVI.
2..
What color are your socks right now?
White
3..
What are you listening to right now?
music.
4
What was the last thing that you ate?
Vanilla bean ice-cream with strawberries.
5.
Can you drive a stick shift?
The fleshy kind...
6..
Last person you spoke to on the phone?
Chaddy!
7..
Do you like the person who sent this to you?
Absolutely!
8..
How old are you today?
41
9..
What is your favorite sport to watch on TV?
Hockey
10.
What is your favorite drink?
Coke~a~cola
11.
Have you ever dyed your hair?
I'll never tell.
12.
Favorite food?
I like so much variety that I can't pick one.
13.
What is the last movie you watched?
A Christmas Carol.
14.
Favorite day of the year?
Any day I get to sleep in and catch up on work.
15.
How do you vent anger?
I cuss up a storm enough to embarrass a sailor.
16.
What was your favorite toy as a child?
My bug set.
17.
What is your favorite season?
Summer
18.
Cherries or Blueberries?
Blueberries
19.
Do you want your friends to e-mail you back?
Sure
20.
Who is the most likely to respond?
Unknown
21.
Who is most likely not to respond
Unknown
22.
Living arrangements?
ME, Mike (my fiance) and my son Chad.
23.
When was the last time you cried?
A while ago.
24.
What is on the floor of your closet?
Movies, stands, guitars, swimwear, who knows?
25.
Who is the friend you have had the longest that you are sending to?
whom ever is reading here.
26.
What are you most afraid of?
Not being a good enough mom.
27.
Plain, cheese, or spicy hamburgers?
CHEESE
28.
Favorite dog breed?
Sheltie
29.
Favorite day of the week?
What ever day it is that I'm off.
30.
How many states have you lived in?
Wisconsin, and abroad.
31.
Diamonds or pearls?
pearls
32.
Your favorite flower?
Lilacs
and friends. Here is what you are supposed to do, and try not to be lame and
spoil the fun. Change all the answers so that they apply to you. Then send
this to a bunch of people you know, INCLUDING the person who sent it to you.
First hit forward, then you can change the answers.
1.
What is your occupation right now?
Mom, home care aid, lobbyist/founder for YVI.
2..
What color are your socks right now?
White
3..
What are you listening to right now?
music.
4
What was the last thing that you ate?
Vanilla bean ice-cream with strawberries.
5.
Can you drive a stick shift?
The fleshy kind...
6..
Last person you spoke to on the phone?
Chaddy!
7..
Do you like the person who sent this to you?
Absolutely!
8..
How old are you today?
41
9..
What is your favorite sport to watch on TV?
Hockey
10.
What is your favorite drink?
Coke~a~cola
11.
Have you ever dyed your hair?
I'll never tell.
12.
Favorite food?
I like so much variety that I can't pick one.
13.
What is the last movie you watched?
A Christmas Carol.
14.
Favorite day of the year?
Any day I get to sleep in and catch up on work.
15.
How do you vent anger?
I cuss up a storm enough to embarrass a sailor.
16.
What was your favorite toy as a child?
My bug set.
17.
What is your favorite season?
Summer
18.
Cherries or Blueberries?
Blueberries
19.
Do you want your friends to e-mail you back?
Sure
20.
Who is the most likely to respond?
Unknown
21.
Who is most likely not to respond
Unknown
22.
Living arrangements?
ME, Mike (my fiance) and my son Chad.
23.
When was the last time you cried?
A while ago.
24.
What is on the floor of your closet?
Movies, stands, guitars, swimwear, who knows?
25.
Who is the friend you have had the longest that you are sending to?
whom ever is reading here.
26.
What are you most afraid of?
Not being a good enough mom.
27.
Plain, cheese, or spicy hamburgers?
CHEESE
28.
Favorite dog breed?
Sheltie
29.
Favorite day of the week?
What ever day it is that I'm off.
30.
How many states have you lived in?
Wisconsin, and abroad.
31.
Diamonds or pearls?
pearls
32.
Your favorite flower?
Lilacs
What is celibacy?
Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances.
While attending a Marriage Weekend, Walter and his wife, Ann, listened to the instructor declare, 'It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.."
He then addressed the men, 'Can you name and describe your wife's favorite flower?'
Walter leaned over, touched Ann's arm gently, and
whispered, 'Gold Medal-All-Purpose, isn't it?'
And thus began Walter's life of celibacy..........
While attending a Marriage Weekend, Walter and his wife, Ann, listened to the instructor declare, 'It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.."
He then addressed the men, 'Can you name and describe your wife's favorite flower?'
Walter leaned over, touched Ann's arm gently, and
whispered, 'Gold Medal-All-Purpose, isn't it?'
And thus began Walter's life of celibacy..........
8992
This is one of the
Best prayers
I think I have ever read..
PRAY THIS EVEN IF YOU DON'T FEEL LIKE IT!!
IT WILL ONLY TAKE A MINUTE.. I understood God to say,
'You need a miracle tomorrow'
So here goes...Prov. 29:25
You never know
When God is going to bless you!!
Good things happen when
You least expect them to !!!!!!!!
Change the number in the subject box
When you forward it by adding one!!!
Dear Lord, I thank You for this day,
I thank You for my being able to see
And to hear this morning.
I'm blessed because You are
A forgiving God and
An understanding God.
You have done so much for me
And You keep on blessing me.
Forgive me this day for everything
I have done, said or thought
That was not pleasing to you.
I ask now for Your forgiveness.
Please keep me safe
From all danger and harm.
Help me to start this day
With a new attitude and plenty of gratitude.
Let me make the best of each and every day
To clear my mind so that I can hear from You.
Please broaden my mind
That I can accept all things.
Let me not whine and whimper
Over things I have no control over.
And give me the best response
When I'm pushed beyond my limits.
I know that when I can't pray,
You listen to my heart.
Continue to use me to do Your will.
Continue to bless me that I may be
A blessing to others.
Keep me strong that I may help the weak...
Keep me uplifted that I may have
Words of encouragement for others.
I pray for those that are lost
And can't find their way.
I pray for those that are misjudged
And misunderstood.
I pray for those who
Don't know You intimately.
I pray for those that will delete this
Without sharing it with others
I pray for those that don't believe.
But I thank You that I believe
That God changes people and
God changes things.
I pray for all my sisters and brothers.
For each and every family member
In their households.
I pray for peace, love and joy
In their homes; that they are out of debt
And all their needs are met.
I pray that every eye that reads this
Knows there is no problem, circumstance,
Or situation greater than God.
Every battle is in His hands for Him to fight.
I pray that these words be received
Into the hearts of every eye that sees it
In Jesus' name. Amen!
If you prayed this prayer,
Change the number in the subject box
Before forwarding the message
So people can see how many
Other people have done so.
God Bless ! ! ! ! !
Just repeat this phrase and see how God moves!!
God I love you and I need you,
Come into my heart, please..
Pass this message to 10 people except you and me. You will receive a miracle tomorrow.
Don't ignore this and God will bless you.
Know that you are already blessed
By the person who sent this to you.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Best prayers
I think I have ever read..
PRAY THIS EVEN IF YOU DON'T FEEL LIKE IT!!
IT WILL ONLY TAKE A MINUTE.. I understood God to say,
'You need a miracle tomorrow'
So here goes...Prov. 29:25
You never know
When God is going to bless you!!
Good things happen when
You least expect them to !!!!!!!!
Change the number in the subject box
When you forward it by adding one!!!
Dear Lord, I thank You for this day,
I thank You for my being able to see
And to hear this morning.
I'm blessed because You are
A forgiving God and
An understanding God.
You have done so much for me
And You keep on blessing me.
Forgive me this day for everything
I have done, said or thought
That was not pleasing to you.
I ask now for Your forgiveness.
Please keep me safe
From all danger and harm.
Help me to start this day
With a new attitude and plenty of gratitude.
Let me make the best of each and every day
To clear my mind so that I can hear from You.
Please broaden my mind
That I can accept all things.
Let me not whine and whimper
Over things I have no control over.
And give me the best response
When I'm pushed beyond my limits.
I know that when I can't pray,
You listen to my heart.
Continue to use me to do Your will.
Continue to bless me that I may be
A blessing to others.
Keep me strong that I may help the weak...
Keep me uplifted that I may have
Words of encouragement for others.
I pray for those that are lost
And can't find their way.
I pray for those that are misjudged
And misunderstood.
I pray for those who
Don't know You intimately.
I pray for those that will delete this
Without sharing it with others
I pray for those that don't believe.
But I thank You that I believe
That God changes people and
God changes things.
I pray for all my sisters and brothers.
For each and every family member
In their households.
I pray for peace, love and joy
In their homes; that they are out of debt
And all their needs are met.
I pray that every eye that reads this
Knows there is no problem, circumstance,
Or situation greater than God.
Every battle is in His hands for Him to fight.
I pray that these words be received
Into the hearts of every eye that sees it
In Jesus' name. Amen!
If you prayed this prayer,
Change the number in the subject box
Before forwarding the message
So people can see how many
Other people have done so.
God Bless ! ! ! ! !
Just repeat this phrase and see how God moves!!
God I love you and I need you,
Come into my heart, please..
Pass this message to 10 people except you and me. You will receive a miracle tomorrow.
Don't ignore this and God will bless you.
Know that you are already blessed
By the person who sent this to you.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
High School: 1957 vs. 2010!
Scenario 1:
Jack goes quail hunting before school and then pulls into the school parking lot with his shotgun in his truck's gun rack.
1957 - Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun, goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack.
2010 - School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers.
Scenario 2:
Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school.
1957 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies.
2010 - Police called and SWAT team arrives -- they arrest both Johnny and Mark. They are both charged them with assault and both expelled even though Johnny started it.
Scenario 3:
Jeffrey will not be still in class, he disrupts other students.
1957 - Jeffrey sent to the Principal's office and given a good paddling by the Principal. He then returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.
2010 - Jeffrey is given huge doses of Ritalin. He becomes a zombie. He is then tested for ADD. The family gets extra money (SSI) from the government because Jeffrey has a disability.
Scenario 4:
Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt.
1957 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college and becomes a successful businessman.
2010 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy is removed to foster care and joins a gang. The state psychologist is told by Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison. Billy's mom has an affair with the psychologist.
Scenario 5:
Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school..
1957 - Mark shares his aspirin with the Principal out on the smoking dock
2010 - The police are called and Mark is expelled from school for drug violations. His car is then searched for drugs and weapons.
Scenario 6:
Pedro fails high school English.
1957 - Pedro goes to summer school, passes English and goes to college.
2010 - Pedro's cause is taken up by state. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against the state school system and Pedro's English teacher. English is then banned from core curriculum. Pedro is given his diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.
Scenario 7:
Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from the Fourth of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle and blows up a red ant bed.
1957 - Ants die.
2010 - ATF, Homeland Security and the FBI are all called. Johnny is charged with domestic terrorism. The FBI investigates his parents -- and all siblings are removed from their home and all computers are confiscated. Johnny's dad is placed on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.
Scenario 8:
Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary hugs him to comfort him.
1957 - In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.
2010 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in State Prison. Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy.
This should hit every email inbox to show how stupid we have become!!
Jack goes quail hunting before school and then pulls into the school parking lot with his shotgun in his truck's gun rack.
1957 - Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun, goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack.
2010 - School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers.
Scenario 2:
Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school.
1957 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies.
2010 - Police called and SWAT team arrives -- they arrest both Johnny and Mark. They are both charged them with assault and both expelled even though Johnny started it.
Scenario 3:
Jeffrey will not be still in class, he disrupts other students.
1957 - Jeffrey sent to the Principal's office and given a good paddling by the Principal. He then returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.
2010 - Jeffrey is given huge doses of Ritalin. He becomes a zombie. He is then tested for ADD. The family gets extra money (SSI) from the government because Jeffrey has a disability.
Scenario 4:
Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt.
1957 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college and becomes a successful businessman.
2010 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy is removed to foster care and joins a gang. The state psychologist is told by Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison. Billy's mom has an affair with the psychologist.
Scenario 5:
Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school..
1957 - Mark shares his aspirin with the Principal out on the smoking dock
2010 - The police are called and Mark is expelled from school for drug violations. His car is then searched for drugs and weapons.
Scenario 6:
Pedro fails high school English.
1957 - Pedro goes to summer school, passes English and goes to college.
2010 - Pedro's cause is taken up by state. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against the state school system and Pedro's English teacher. English is then banned from core curriculum. Pedro is given his diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.
Scenario 7:
Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from the Fourth of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle and blows up a red ant bed.
1957 - Ants die.
2010 - ATF, Homeland Security and the FBI are all called. Johnny is charged with domestic terrorism. The FBI investigates his parents -- and all siblings are removed from their home and all computers are confiscated. Johnny's dad is placed on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.
Scenario 8:
Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary hugs him to comfort him.
1957 - In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.
2010 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in State Prison. Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy.
This should hit every email inbox to show how stupid we have become!!
Job Hunt
Job Hunt
1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory, but I got canned. Couldn't concentrate.
2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but
just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.
3. After that, I tried being a Tailor, but wasn't suited for it -- mainly because it was a sew-sew job.
4. Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory, but that was too exhausting.
5. Then, tried being a Chef - figured it would add a little spice to my life, but just didn't have the thyme.
6. Next, I attempted being a Deli Worker, but any way I sliced it... couldn't cut the mustard.
7. My best job was a Musician, but eventually found I wasn't noteworthy.
8. I studied a long time to become a Doctor, but didn't have any patience.
9. Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory. Tried hard but just didn't fit in.
10. I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered I couldn't live on my net income.
11. Managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance Company, but the work was just too draining.
12. So then I got a job in a Workout Center, but they said I wasn't fit for the job.
13. After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a Historian - until I realized there was no future in it.
14. My last job was working in Starbucks, but had to quit because it was the same old grind.
15. SO, I TRIED Retirement AND FOUND I'M PERFECT FOR THE JOB!
1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory, but I got canned. Couldn't concentrate.
2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but
just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.
3. After that, I tried being a Tailor, but wasn't suited for it -- mainly because it was a sew-sew job.
4. Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory, but that was too exhausting.
5. Then, tried being a Chef - figured it would add a little spice to my life, but just didn't have the thyme.
6. Next, I attempted being a Deli Worker, but any way I sliced it... couldn't cut the mustard.
7. My best job was a Musician, but eventually found I wasn't noteworthy.
8. I studied a long time to become a Doctor, but didn't have any patience.
9. Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory. Tried hard but just didn't fit in.
10. I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered I couldn't live on my net income.
11. Managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance Company, but the work was just too draining.
12. So then I got a job in a Workout Center, but they said I wasn't fit for the job.
13. After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a Historian - until I realized there was no future in it.
14. My last job was working in Starbucks, but had to quit because it was the same old grind.
15. SO, I TRIED Retirement AND FOUND I'M PERFECT FOR THE JOB!
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